FHASecure Song

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful FHASecure That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny FHASecure.
The mate was a mighty FHASecure man, The mortgage brave and sure. Five refinancers set sail that day For a three hour foreclosure, a three hour foreclosure.
The adjustable rate started getting rough, The tiny FHASecure was tossed, If not for the courage of the FHA The mortgage would be lost, the FHA mortgage would be lost.
The FHASecure set ground on the shore of this uncharted title company With FHASecure The FHA too, The mortgage broker and his wife, The Department of HUD The appraiser and Mary FHA Ann, Here on FHASecures Isle.
So this is the talel of the bankruptcy, They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things, It's an uphill climb.
The first FHA and the APR too, Will do their very best, To make the others comfortable, In the adjustable interest rate mess.
No phone, no lights no motor cars, Not a single luxury, Like fixed rate mortgage loans, As primative as can be.
So join us here each week my freinds, You're sure to get a smile, From seven stranded FHAs, Here on "FHASecure's Isle."